Today I have decided to write about those nasty, horrible, killer creatures called Mosquitoes! I had better start by telling you that Mosquitoes absolutely love and adore me, if all the men in the world were so enamored with me as those wretched insects, wow would I have fun.
I can literally hear those little b……ds (sorry I can’t write the full word as this is a child friendly blog) saying “Here she is, yummy yummy what a feast we are going to have” And then they start coming for me. Yes I know you are going to say that I should use insect repellent! Jeeves I think I have used every product on the market. My last resort has been to buy an anti mosquito with ninety percent deet! Yes that is what I said! .. almost all deet.. Result: I now have no skin and those little pests are still attacking!
I have learnt over the years that every living creature serves a purpose in the balance of mother nature, but honestly, what is the purpose of a Mosquito? I keep saying to God, “Hey I know you are a great creator and you have done a pretty wonderful job when you made the world, but please tell me why the devil did you create those dammed mosquitoes?” He never replies, so I reckon even God doesn’t know!
Did you know that there are 3100 species of mosquito and that the name comes from the Spanish and Portuguese for “little fly.” Mosquitoes resemble little flies. Thus, ‘mosquito.’
They can carry west nile ,encephalitis, yellow fever, malaria and dengue fever among others.